Alyssa McPherson

Born and raised in the heart of prestigious New Jersey, Alyssa spends her days being as odd as possible because she can't even, crying over penguins, puppies, and pachyderms, pretending to concentrate in Psychology and Literary Arts while in fact trying to cheat The System and never actually declare, and promoting multiculturalism by picking up regional and international accents to add to her (still pitiful) repertoire.